Things you can't say on facebook.

Some things you just want to say but figure it would be impolitic to actually say them in the moment so instead I can vent here. So...

Context:
Facebook post about Atheist conspiracy against Christians. 'related sites' link below includes scopes debunking the post. So OP comments that (s)he doesn't trust scopes, believes that it is anti-Christian, anti-conservative, pro-socialist, etc.

So:
I want to respond "Conspiracy theorist doesn't trust a site that debunks conspiracy theories? Imagine my shock."